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Good ol' blogspot.

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Oooo. That'll suck the air outa yer lungs. Just went outside for some firewood. Not surprised the knucklehead is staring at me from under the desk. She might be of the impression I feel a need to "invite" her out.

She may decide not to pee today. I used the throne room instead of the tree. Pulling out a hair and pissing down my leg seemed a bad option.

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..speaking of knuckleheads, who the fuck gives a good-g-d-almighty about a bit of ink that shows a mooselimb with a fuze in it's turban? Reprinted with permission:

OUTRAGED MUSLIMS! OH MY!

Muslim outrage huh. OK ... let's do a little historical review. Just some lowlights:

* Muslims fly commercial airliners into buildings in New York City. No Muslim outrage.
* Muslim officials block the exit where school girls are trying to escape a burning building because their faces were exposed. No Muslim outrage.
* Muslims cut off the heads of three teenaged girls on their way to school in Indonesia. A Christian school. No Muslim outrage.
* Muslims murder teachers trying to teach Muslim children in Iraq. No Muslim outrage.
* Muslims murder over 80 tourists with car bombs outside cafes and hotels in Egypt. No Muslim outrage.
* A Muslim attacks a missionary children's school in India. Kills six. No Muslim outrage.
* Muslims slaughter hundreds of children and teachers in Beslan, Russia. Muslims shoot children in the back. No Muslim outrage.
* Let's go way back. Muslims kidnap and kill athletes at the Munich Summer Olympics. No Muslim outrage.
* Muslims fire rocket-propelled grenades into schools full of children in Israel. No Muslim outrage.
* Muslims murder more than 50 commuters in attacks on London subways and busses. Over 700 are injured. No Muslim outrage.
* Muslims massacre dozens of innocents at a Passover Seder. No Muslim outrage.
* Muslims murder innocent vacationers in Bali. No Muslim outrage.
* Muslim newspapers publish anti-Semitic cartoons. No Muslim outrage
* Muslims are involved, on one side or the other, in almost every one of the 125+ shooting wars around the world. No Muslim outrage.
* Muslims beat the charred bodies of Western civilians with their shoes, then hang them from a bridge. No Muslim outrage.
* Newspapers in Denmark and Norway publish cartoons depicting Mohammed. Muslims are outraged.

Dead children. Dead tourists. Dead teachers. Dead doctors and nurses. Death, destruction and mayhem around the world at the hands of Muslims .. no Muslim outrage ... but publish a cartoon depicting Mohammed with a bomb in his turban and all hell breaks loose.

Come on, is this really about cartoons? They're rampaging and burning flags. They're looking for Europeans to kidnap. They're threatening innkeepers and generally raising holy Muslim hell not because of any outrage over a cartoon. They're outraged because it is part of the Islamic jihadist culture to be outraged. You don't really need a reason. You just need an excuse. Wandering around, destroying property, murdering children, firing guns into the air and feigning outrage over the slightest perceived insult is to a jihadist what tailgating is to a Steeler's fan.

I know and understand that these bloodthirsty murderers do not represent the majority of the world's Muslims. When, though, do they become outraged? When do they take to the streets to express their outrage at the radicals who are making their religion the object of worldwide hatred and ridicule? Islamic writer Salman Rushdie wrote of these silent Muslims in a New York Times article three years ago. "As their ancient, deeply civilized culture of love, art and philosophical reflection is hijacked by paranoiacs, racists, liars, male supremacists, tyrants, fanatics and violence junkies, why are they not screaming?"

Indeed. Why not?

More on the link. Frankly I can't generate enough compassion to break wind about the fuckheads. Keep worshipping the murdering pedophile assholes. Just like in biology lab 40 years ago, some cultures need to go in the autoclave. I'm fond of thermonukes. Pretty and precise as jewelry and make the surrounding area nice and shiny.

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I see the hidious old harridan finally did the right thing and died. Nasty unit, that. I fully agree with her and ALL her children should be aborted, all "marriages" are a sham, and every living one of us human beings should be totally on our on. No goddam reason for the foolishness of marriage, faith, and family. Nasty old sour cunt. Bury that bag with a big sack of bicarb. Those that worshipped at her feet wound up with athelete's foot of the brain. Unfortunately they run this cuntry. It's time to kick the bastards out again.

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Another charity theft. I quit UNICEF two decades ago. This one is another outrage.

Woman accused of stealing thousands from Make-A-Wish

Cute little lardass.



Most of 30 years ago I almost got seriously involved with the Nature Conservancy but caught myself up shy when I found out the head weenies were thieving dirt merchants. Some good hearts promoting it back then, mostly lib grrls from the NE. Cute as buttons. Seems the biz model hasn't changed much. Too bad. I need another decal for the shop greenhouse door (keeps visitors from banging their heads). ..might have a "save the whales" decal buried in the pile of stuff, that'll work..

Printing out the photo of Mz. Jessica of Make-A-Wish and slopping some LePage on her backside would work just as well.

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Just took a cruise through the news sites. Interesting. Can't find a nearby mosque to go riot at this morning. Damn. Guess I'll just have to go plant some Sugar Snaps after the sun comes up. Had myself all set to go riot and kill a kafr or 10, meebe blow meself up or sumfin'..

Keep yer wimmin in burkas, teach yer male kids hate in madrassas, and sho 'nuff, you can wind up with a billion folk that are certified loons in a couple of generations. They are going to be lots of fun when they get more nukes. It'll be interesting to see what Prez Hillary will do when NYC gets a tad radioactive. She DOES have a bit of a temper..

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Frosty mornings are the finestkind to light up the old bird.